Claudius laughs. "Thou should not tempt me, lest I tempt the mansion's forces into sending us another truth spell. Crowley and I speculated about what's keeping us here, and sending undead from the woods. His theory is that we're here for something's entertainment, and that I'm one of the more entertaining characters." He smirks, because that's a level of negotiation he hasn't tried: negotiation with silent, god-like forces watching over everything. If he could make them think it's more entertaining to make another truth spell happen, and he made sure to run into Nightingale ...<sup>1

1</sup> Claudius. Claudius, please. This meta lever is not for you.